43 stories.
You supply the damage.
Courtroom chaos. Corporate retreats. Haunted weddings. Each story starts with a disaster and leaves the punchlines for your group to make it worse.
You won't need a specific noun or verb. Play your prewritten answer cards, then read the results together. Each round offers five stories to vote on. Learn how the game works or create a room to start playing.
Volume one
23 talesIncident Report: Museum Night Shift
One security guard, several priceless artifacts, and absolutely no adult supervision.
Emergency Meeting of the HOA
Property values are falling, tempers are rising, and someone painted the mailbox beige.
Welcome Aboard the S.S. Liability
Your luxury voyage includes seven buffets and one rapidly developing maritime emergency.
Channel 6 News at Eleven
Breaking news, broken teleprompters, and weather with a chance of catastrophe.
Quarterly Review: Junior Knight
Sir Brayden wants a promotion. His manager wants fewer dragon-related insurance claims.
Mandatory Fun: Corporate Retreat Agenda
Trust falls, strategic alignment, and an HR waiver nobody read.
The Family Group Chat, Unmuted
Three generations discover emojis, voice notes, and evidence that Grandpa has a second family.
Intergalactic Customs Declaration
Welcome to Earth. Please remove all liquids, weapons, and sentient luggage.
Masterclass With Chef Violence
Tonight's secret ingredient is confidence. The second secret ingredient is inadmissible in court.
Your Dream Wedding at Blackthorn Manor
Historic charm, breathtaking gardens, and a bride who has technically been dead since 1891.
An Important Message From @BraxOfficial
This apology is sponsored, monetized, and somehow filmed from a private island.
ChronoTours Vacation Brochure
See history. Meet legends. Sign the waiver regarding accidental grandfathers.
Annual Report to Evil Shareholders
Profits are up, heroes are down, and the death ray remains in beta.
Official Program: Butterfield Days
Celebrating 150 years of agriculture, civic pride, and poorly secured livestock.
Arcane Academy Report Card
Your child is gifted, disruptive, and no longer permitted near linear time.
The Last Startup Pitch on Earth
It’s Uber for something, powered by blockchain, and the founders have forty-eight hours of runway.
Captain’s Log: Definitely Not Sinking
A routine research dive becomes a pressurized journey into managerial denial.
Neighborhood Watch Minutes
Concerned citizens confront suspicious vans, loose recycling, and the unknowable darkness.
The 48th Annual Excellence-ish Awards
Tonight, entertainment honors itself and security loses control of the orchestra.
Estate Sale at 13 Hollow Lane
Everything must go, especially the cabinet that whispers your legal name.
New Employee Orientation: Mars Colony 7
Your oxygen is company property. Your enthusiasm is mandatory.
Coronation of the Emergency King
The royal bloodline is missing, the crown is sticky, and the kingdom closes at dusk.
A Celebration of Gary’s Complicated Life
Friends and family gather to remember a man described by several judges as unforgettable.
Volume two
20 talesFinal Boarding Call for Human Dignity
An airport auction where every suitcase tells a story and several should remain sealed.
Emergency Room Intake Form
Please rate your pain from one to ten and stop feeding the thing in the specimen cup.
So You Inherited an Apocalypse Bunker
A practical owner's manual for surviving the end of everything except your roommates.
Schedule of Ye Olde Renaissance Faire
Authentic history, affordable mead, and one wizard with a restraining order.
Tonight on Love at First Liability
Three singles remain, one hot tub is condemned, and true love has a production budget.
Inspection Report: Definitely Habitable
A charming starter home with original floors, natural light, and an active portal in the pantry.
Guest Safety Guide: Adventure Kingdom
The happiest place on earth according to a waiver written in eight-point type.
One-Star Reviews of Orbital Station Seven
Come for the zero gravity. Stay because the escape pod requires a subscription.
Transcript of the Pine Hollow Town Hall
Democracy in action, assuming action means shouting about a gazebo for three hours.
Employee Handbook of the Salty Revenge
Competitive treasure benefits and a flexible workplace policy on mutiny.
Support Chat: Your Device Is Now Worse
A helpful transcript proving that turning it off and on again can awaken older things.
Field Diary of an Indoor Person
One traveler, no signal, and a survival plan based entirely on television commercials.
The People v. One Extremely Bad Idea
All rise for a trial featuring surprise evidence, hostile puppets, and no clear jurisdiction.
Treatment Menu of the Serene Abyss Spa
Ancient relaxation rituals for guests who consider waivers a form of self-care.
Case File: The Velvet Flamingo
A hard-boiled mystery with a soft-boiled detective and several inadmissible clues.
The Merriweather Family Holiday Letter
A cheerful annual reminder that everyone else is thriving under very specific definitions.
Producer Notes: America's Next Roommate
Twelve strangers share one house, zero privacy, and a pantry full of sponsored conflict.
Superhuman Property Damage Claim
Saving the city is priceless. Replacing twelve city blocks is subject to your deductible.
Excavation Log of the Whispering Temple
An archaeological breakthrough proving that some discoveries prefer not to be discovered.